jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

(Source: ziall, via pizza)

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seedy:

friends talking shit about something u like

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(via pizza)

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sushinfood:

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

(via cutefollower)

Q: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"


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taco-sasha:

tooloolo:

So I found this

OMFG WHY

(via aires-apocalypse)

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organichaircoatsandmoustaches:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental. 

organichaircoatsandmoustaches:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

image

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

image

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

image

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

image

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

image

Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

Ugh paper towels. So un-environmental. 

(via aires-apocalypse)

How many tumblr users are in the Ouran High School Fandom?

toshiftourshadeandcolors:

Reblog/like if you’re part of the ouran fandomimage

(via aires-apocalypse)

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tchamblers:

The Walking Dead Meme || (5/10) Characters

∟ Daryl Dixon

(via walkingdixon)

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claudialala:

found on facebook

claudialala:

found on facebook

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Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

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Happy Easter everyone! Enjoy the sun!

Happy Easter everyone! Enjoy the sun!

the-inspired-lesbian:

daughter0flucifer:

or turn it into a fuCKing COMPETITION.

This mother fucking post. Thank you.

the-inspired-lesbian:

daughter0flucifer:

or turn it into a fuCKing COMPETITION.

This mother fucking post. Thank you.

(Source: lonely-nobody, via yhibk)

zooophagous:

sixpenceee:

solunais:

sixpenceee:

Some followers suggested this to me.

The island known as the “island of madness”, “hell” and “the most haunted place on Earth” is being sold!

Here’s a quick, history behind it:

The plagued people were shipped off to Poveglia Island, a small, secluded land mass that floats between Venice and Lido. There, people lived out the last of their wretched lives together until they died.

Since the island already reeked of death, the next time an epidemic came along, barely alive bodies were dumped there and burned in mass graves.

In the 20s, a mental hospital was built to welcome the island’s newest “guests,” or anybody that showed symptoms of any sort of sickness, physical or mental.

Basically, if you had an itch, away you went to Poveglia where you’d sink your feet into the soil (half dirt, half human ash) and be in the company of over 100K diseased ghosts.

It didn’t help when the place was converted into a hospital for the mentally ill in 1922. Rumor has it, the hospital was home to a number of crude lobotomies, performed by a doctor who’d been driven mad by the ghosts. He later flung himself off the bell tower.

The Italian government is now offering a 99-year lease to whomever’s brave enough to take it over. The italian government thinks it would make a great hotel destination!

SOURCE

"Build a hotel" they said. "It will be fun" they said. 

The start of a real life shining everyone

I hope they build one. I’d stay there.

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